What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:59

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?