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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 02:59

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?